Windows OneCare — An Epic Fail

Recently I have had the … “pleasure” of being able to deal with a piece of software known as Windows OneCase. Quite honestly I have never used a more ironic piece of software. Windows OneCare is supposed to be an all in one firewall/spyware/antivirus/backup system. Here is what Microsoft has to say about it:

With OneCare comes greater peace of mind, knowing your home network, computers, and vital personal data are better protected from online threats—not to mention that any children can surf in greater safety, too! (http://onecare.live.com/standard/en-us/3/saferonline.htm)

I find this to be hardly the case. First of all I think it is a conflict of interest for Microsoft to be selling antivirus software to their own flawed operating system. Are they admitting that they can’t make an operating system secure enough to project against all of the threats that are out there? It doesn’t make sense that you should have to spend extra money to keep your Windows systems working correctly.

That point aside Windows OneCare does not do at all what Microsoft promises. First of all I find that it works no better than any normal piece of antivirus software. It seems to locate your basic virus/malware and it puts it in quarantine for you. Oddly enough most of these viruses/malware came from Internet Explorer and were sitting in the IE Temporary Files I won’t even touch on the blaring issues there.

Secondly I have never seen a single piece of software slow down a computer more than Windows OneCare. Whether running on Vista or XP I have seen OneCare add MINUTES to the log in time of an average computer. This is unacceptable! A product like OneCare is supposed to make life easier… not harder. Additionally, just to open OneCare to change settings requires them to display one of those repeating “progress bars”. This is after it’s already running in the system tray! Does the configuration interface take up so much memory that they have to load it separate?

OneCare also attempts to rate the state of your system. This is one of the biggest jokes yet. I don’t think I have seen it give a system the best rating possible any time after a week or so. It seems that your system slowly slides into a dark abyss. It’s like self condemning software. Also, if it knows the state of your system is only “Fair” then why the heck doesn’t it DO something about it? Is it too lazy? I’m not sure, but I have to chuckle when it basically admits it can’t do anything to help you.

Finally we have the OneCare firewall. Doesn’t Windows already have a firewall? Is Microsoft saying that their firewall is not good enough? I’m really not sure what the point is. Now, maybe OneCare simply uses the Windows firewall as a backend, which I would hope that it does because otherwise Microsoft is yet again making implicit statements about their own product. I don’t know for sure what it uses and have tried to research it. I would certainly be interested to know.

That is just about all I have to say for Windows OneCare. I would recommend it for anyone looking to slow their system down and waste $50 in the process.

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2 Responses to Windows OneCare — An Epic Fail

  1. Wes says:

    First of all I think it is a conflict of interest for Microsoft to be selling antivirus software to their own flawed operating system.

    What do you mean? That’s job security!

  2. Wes says:

    PS – this comment box does not like HTML.

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